Ziegfeld Girl

I’m so fucking angry right now.

Humans are horrible.

Gold Diggers of 1933.

fuckyeahexistentialism:

Breathless (1960)

fuckyeahexistentialism:

Breathless (1960)

Carol Burnett, Tim Curry and Bernadette Peters perform “Easy Street” on Annie, 1982.

Sounds like they, too, have crushes on you.

Ha, aaaaw. They’re so bad at it, though! :P

Today was my first middle school teaching experience. 8th grade, with an hour (math) with the 7th graders.

These are just a few of the things that the 7th grade boys asked me in that hour:

"Are you 21?"

"Are you married? Do you have a boyfriend??"

"Have you ever been to prison? What about jail? I hear lady jail is even worse"

"If you were gonna torture someone, how would you do it? I’ll tell you if you tell me"

"Will you be in our movie? You can play a Dr."

The left side arm rest. I’m left handed. Damn it.

The left side arm rest. I’m left handed. Damn it.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

Help me Obi Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope.

Subbing 8th grade today. Yoda has my back.

Subbing 8th grade today. Yoda has my back.